What is the greatest threat facing humankind? Is it global warming? George Bush sparking off World War 3? Global overpopulation? Meteors/aliens from outer space? Bird Flu?
I think I have seen a glimpse of the future. We are so focused on our own actions or interventions from the heavens that we have neglected a possible threat in our own back yard.
Penguins.......


Hack the T'interweb?

Learn to operate firearms?
Sing in barbershop style singing groups? Noooooooooooo!
Just look at these two ill-favoured characters, what evil are they plotting, what cunning dreams lie within their diabolical brains?
The destruction of all that we hold dear in this world, thats what!
Don't say you haven't been warned. You heard about the Penguin Threat(TM) here first.
I have emailed my old mate George Bush about this, expect to see the War on Penguins springing into effect very soon
Movies & Other Stuff:
The Two Towers Extended Edition *****
Troy ***
Eddie Izzard - Glorious *****
Lots of Stargate SG1 ****
Gattaca ****
2 comments:
hey lee, think you need to get out more!!!! I think that penguins are harmless its those darned cats their the ones trying to take over the world!! (isnt that a film??) its the way they look at you!
Ah haha! I just saw a card about a killer penguin today in some random tourist shop in Edinburgh.
Maybe the penguins and cats are in it together... nooo! claws and beaks!
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