Accordingly, I have been playing the Wii edition of Resident Evil 4 for the last few days. RE4 on the Wii is a marvellous thing; the controls are the most intuitive of any of the Resident Evil games, its beautifully atmospheric, immersive and the monsters are great.
Ahhh, the monsters....
You see, my problem with games like this (and I've loved the Resident Evil games since I played one of the early ones on the PS1) is that I'm not very good at them. I have the unfortunate tendency to get rather nervous and jump out of my skin when the latest monstrosity bursts out of a door/through a window/floor/ceiling and proceeds to tear me to pieces.
So instead of keeping calm and going for the all important head shot at the Zombie/Hunter/ Ganados/Tyrant currently eviscerating me, I panic and spray bullets anywhere but where I should be while repeating the familiar litany of "crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap - come on, COME ON, COME ON! (disgusting squelching/tearing sound) BOLLOCKS - I'm dead...."
My current least favourite RE4 beastie is the delightful Regenerator.
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I know what some of you may be thinking: What is a 30 year old man doing playing games and even worse, blogging about it? Well, its a good question. All I will say is, it beats doing DIY hands down....
6 comments:
I tried doing DIY hands down once and my shelves collapsed.
Thank you, I'm here all night.
I didn't expect that clip to be so funny. It's like the zombie super-glues itself to the player.
Eyan: Your wit, is as ever, sharp as tacks.... (see what I did there? tacks - DIY? tacks - DI....um)
Nat: See what zombie you are missing out on!
I played Tomb Raider 2 or 3 with a friend at uni and was scared every time wolves jumped out at me. I am certainly too wussy for resident evil or any sort! But I'm a World of Warcraft player, which keeps me busy enough!
I have never played warcraft. I feel I'm missing out on something...
I always found the camera angles on Tomb Raider games really frustrating.
LOL, if you read Luis's note, you would have found that you need an infrared scope on your rifle to shoot the parasites. But those spiky ones were a pain, and I ended up using grenades and the mine thrower too.
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