I felt an obligation to contribute to this highly complex discussion/debate involving my brother and his 3 site readers (DJ Fat Roland, how we doin young whipper snapper? long time no see). I am, for those of you whom dont know me Lee's brother, (someone has to be) curently living in South Austrailia, working as a Personal Trainer. So may I look upon this from a different angle, Penguins are clinically obese!! Now I would generally charge £60-80 for an hour P.T. session, but due to my passion for animals that walk with a gangsta lean I feel it necessary in this case to make an exception & an offer. This offer consists of a free trial session with me. Now obviously there will be some draw backs, one being payment (I like fish) so done, second, they have to arrange transportation to Australia, this will work hand in hand with their C.V. fitness regime, and will be a perfect warm up to which they should acheive 75-90% of their maximum H/R and a Rate of Perceived exertion of 8-9 on the Borg scale. If any penguins often browse upon my brothers efforts on this site, feel free to contact me for your trial workout collection.
Ads, hello you old tart. I feel duty bound to say something, because your reply was irresponsible and should be withdrawn immediately.
I have no problems with penguins taking up personal fitness. I have no problems with you being paid in fish. But if you get more than a few penguins working out together, the build up of static electricity from the proximity of their fluffy bellies could be lethal. In no time, all the balloons within a ten mile radius would get stuck to your wall, confusing flies and spiders and forever ruining the natural habitat of house-bound insects.
So think on. You may be in your game to make a quick haddock or two, but SOMEBODY'S GOT TO THINK OF THE INSECTS.
I've said my piece. For the full version of this reply with interlinear Hebrew translation, send a cheque for $50,000 Welsh dollars to: Eyan's Fat Pocket Eyan Enterprises Eyanington Greater Eyan
(Strangely, I have absolutely no memory of what Lee's post was about in the first place.)
Greetings mad people! its Daz here yet another brother of lee and I would like to ask as a wildlife expert is what are you lot on!!! Penguins are known to be lazy by nature being the highest percentage of dole claimers in the north pole and would much prefer to sit on their couches and watch Emerdale and coronation street. Frightening as that is my little brother adz ( alias- Wij)( dont ask me why hes called that im not sure and dont want to know) is seeking to take advantage and steal their hard won fish that they bought down at the bolton fish market. Shame on you wij!! Also I would bring to the penguins attention that you have a qualification (adz) that is for training human fitness freaks, under health and saftey you couldnt possibly charge and do business with penguins. Hope your ok. Lee I know you live at the end of the world ( manchester) but saying hello now and again would be good.
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I felt an obligation to contribute to this highly complex discussion/debate involving my brother and his 3 site readers (DJ Fat Roland, how we doin young whipper snapper? long time no see). I am, for those of you whom dont know me Lee's brother, (someone has to be) curently living in South Austrailia, working as a Personal Trainer. So may I look upon this from a different angle, Penguins are clinically obese!! Now I would generally charge £60-80 for an hour P.T. session, but due to my passion for animals that walk with a gangsta lean I feel it necessary in this case to make an exception & an offer. This offer consists of a free trial session with me. Now obviously there will be some draw backs, one being payment (I like fish) so done, second, they have to arrange transportation to Australia, this will work hand in hand with their C.V. fitness regime, and will be a perfect warm up to which they should acheive 75-90% of their maximum H/R and a Rate of Perceived exertion of 8-9 on the Borg scale. If any penguins often browse upon my brothers efforts on this site, feel free to contact me for your trial workout collection.
Ads, hello you old tart. I feel duty bound to say something, because your reply was irresponsible and should be withdrawn immediately.
I have no problems with penguins taking up personal fitness. I have no problems with you being paid in fish. But if you get more than a few penguins working out together, the build up of static electricity from the proximity of their fluffy bellies could be lethal. In no time, all the balloons within a ten mile radius would get stuck to your wall, confusing flies and spiders and forever ruining the natural habitat of house-bound insects.
So think on. You may be in your game to make a quick haddock or two, but SOMEBODY'S GOT TO THINK OF THE INSECTS.
I've said my piece. For the full version of this reply with interlinear Hebrew translation, send a cheque for $50,000 Welsh dollars to:
Eyan's Fat Pocket
Eyan Enterprises
Eyanington
Greater Eyan
(Strangely, I have absolutely no memory of what Lee's post was about in the first place.)
Oh I remember now...
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Greetings mad people! its Daz here yet another brother of lee and I would like to ask as a wildlife expert is what are you lot on!!! Penguins are known to be lazy by nature being the highest percentage of dole claimers in the north pole and would much prefer to sit on their couches and watch Emerdale and coronation street. Frightening as that is my little brother adz ( alias- Wij)( dont ask me why hes called that im not sure and dont want to know) is seeking to take advantage and steal their hard won fish that they bought down at the bolton fish market. Shame on you wij!! Also I would bring to the penguins attention that you have a qualification (adz) that is for training human fitness freaks, under health and saftey you couldnt possibly charge and do business with penguins. Hope your ok. Lee I know you live at the end of the world ( manchester) but saying hello now and again would be good.
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