The pretty one from the A-Team and the Hangover films is a ubiquitous presence in modern cinema. Most outside the movie industry are not aware that a highly secretive contract was arranged in 2008 that requires Bradley Cooper to be given first refusal on all roles offered to all actors in Hollywood. Rumours that a snappily-dressed man with red horns was acting as his agent have been strenuously denied. Interestingly, this deal also includes all roles offered to female actors as Cooper is so very pretty that he can easily pass for a woman. He recently turned down the lead female role in One Day which led to the second-choice Anne Hathaway getting the nod.
All of which brings us to Limitless; a movie with a very important message. Ready kids? DRUGS ARE BAD. Especially when they make you handsome, clever, popular, talented, powerful and rich. The film's macguffin is an experimental drug that apparently enables a person to access the 90% of the brain that they don't currently use. Which is nonsense of course, there is no way we only use 10% of our brains, with the notable exception of Jedward who only use 8% between them.
Limitless is an entertaining ride, despite the rather ludicrous opening idea that Bradley Cooper is a useless loser; giving him straggly hair and dressing him drably doesn't change the fact he still looks like a movie star. There are some interesting visual flourishes (one particular fight sequence seems to have taken several cues from the magnificent hammer fight scene in Park Chan-wook's Oldboy) but the over-reliance on tired tropes like evil Russian gangsters and machiavellian businessmen is disappointing. Robert De Niro delivers his best performance for some time and Cooper has an undeniable charisma and likable presence in the lead role. However, there is something of a mixed message at work here. Limitless does go out of it's way to show the physical and mental downside of drug use but Cooper's character finishes the film revelling in the exceptional abilities that he only achieved through abusing the miracle drug in the first place.
Limitless further cements Bradley Cooper as the New Tom Cruise(tm) and the world can look forward to his starring turn in Eat Pray Love 2: The Nourishing stepping into the Julia Roberts role.
Rating ***
Monday, August 29, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Bright Club Manchester
Last night I had the privilege of being compere at Bright Club Manchester for the following clever bods:
- Jon Pearson talking about the Mind of God
- The Right side of the Bright Club Mind Hannah Mosley thinking about tattoos.
- Carrie Mosley speaking about Mind over Matter and firewalking.
- Engineer Kevin Brohan on reverse engineering the human brain and creepy tool-using crows.
- Stand up Conor Aylward on being a therapy survivor. See more of him here.
- And music from Hayley Fay and Sarah from the band Hook.
Friday, August 19, 2011
Short Reviews of Source Code & Battle:Los Angeles
Battle:Los Angeles (2011)
A truly horrendous film. It's a slice of badly written, poorly executed jingoistic nonsense that pitches Aaron Eckhart's squad of marines against an alien invasion in the ruins of Los Angeles. The dialogue is painful (the last line of the film is supposed to be heroic but "We already had breakfast sir" is an epic fail) and the characters are little more than stereotypical cyphers - inexperienced lieutenant, haunted long-serving NCO, innocent country boy private, tough and sassy latino female soldier. Eckhart is a much better actor than this film deserves and he does at least have the grace to look embarrassed. He should probably fire his agent after getting him this gig.
Rating: *
Source Code (2011)
Duncan Jones sidled on the scene in 2009 with the downbeat sci-fi masterpiece Moon. If that was Jones' 2001, Source Code is his Groundhog Day/Terminator mash-up. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Colter Stevens, a soldier with a mission to find a bomb hidden on a passenger train. So far so Steven Seagal. However, the twist is that Stevens is from the near future and through the magic of the eponymous MacGuffin is inhabiting the body and the last eight minutes of one of the train's passengers over and over again. The director marshals a uniformly excellent supporting cast but this is Gyllenhaal's film. Source Code is an exciting and cerebral thriller that is only slightly spoiled by the Spielberg-esque gooey ending.
Rating ****
A truly horrendous film. It's a slice of badly written, poorly executed jingoistic nonsense that pitches Aaron Eckhart's squad of marines against an alien invasion in the ruins of Los Angeles. The dialogue is painful (the last line of the film is supposed to be heroic but "We already had breakfast sir" is an epic fail) and the characters are little more than stereotypical cyphers - inexperienced lieutenant, haunted long-serving NCO, innocent country boy private, tough and sassy latino female soldier. Eckhart is a much better actor than this film deserves and he does at least have the grace to look embarrassed. He should probably fire his agent after getting him this gig.
Rating: *
Source Code (2011)
Duncan Jones sidled on the scene in 2009 with the downbeat sci-fi masterpiece Moon. If that was Jones' 2001, Source Code is his Groundhog Day/Terminator mash-up. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Colter Stevens, a soldier with a mission to find a bomb hidden on a passenger train. So far so Steven Seagal. However, the twist is that Stevens is from the near future and through the magic of the eponymous MacGuffin is inhabiting the body and the last eight minutes of one of the train's passengers over and over again. The director marshals a uniformly excellent supporting cast but this is Gyllenhaal's film. Source Code is an exciting and cerebral thriller that is only slightly spoiled by the Spielberg-esque gooey ending.
Rating ****
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Short Review of Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011
Oh hello blog. Long time no see.
The Planet of the Apes films perfectly illustrate the movie law of diminishing returns. The first film is an undoubted and much referenced classic, but it's sequels became increasingly ridiculous until the unnecessary Tim Burton reboot in 2001 put what seemed like the final nail in the simian coffin. Slinking in to the cinema with the somewhat unwieldy title Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Rupert Wyatt's second feature after prison-set modern classic The Escapist answers a question not many of us were asking. How did the apes take over in the first place ? And possibly, how long till Andy Serkis gets an Oscar for one of his motion-capture performances?
A plank of wood masquerading as James Franco stars as a scientist RECKLESSLY CUTTING CORNERS to try and save his father from a slow decline into Alzheimers. The film meanders gradually until Franco's super-intelligent chimpanzee Caesar has become fully grown and morphs into a stunningly motion-captured Andy Serkis creation. From this point on, the film becomes a genuinely exciting and intriguing experience as Caesar continues to grow more intelligent and increasingly aware of his fundamental difference to everyone he meets. Wyatt bravely allows Serkis/Caesar to hold centre stage and his journey from surrogate child to 'King of Apes' is funny, moving and on one notable occasion when Caesar tricks a stupid and cruel jock to come closer with a disturbingly human gesture, remarkably creepy. The film builds to a spectacular and exciting conclusion with an utterly thrilling assault on the Golden Gate Bridge by an army of liberated apes.
It would not be a surprise if this film leads to more Planet of the Apes films, if that is the case one can only hope that they continue the good work of this flawed but surprisingly high quality entry into the Apes canon.
Rating ****
The Planet of the Apes films perfectly illustrate the movie law of diminishing returns. The first film is an undoubted and much referenced classic, but it's sequels became increasingly ridiculous until the unnecessary Tim Burton reboot in 2001 put what seemed like the final nail in the simian coffin. Slinking in to the cinema with the somewhat unwieldy title Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Rupert Wyatt's second feature after prison-set modern classic The Escapist answers a question not many of us were asking. How did the apes take over in the first place ? And possibly, how long till Andy Serkis gets an Oscar for one of his motion-capture performances?
A plank of wood masquerading as James Franco stars as a scientist RECKLESSLY CUTTING CORNERS to try and save his father from a slow decline into Alzheimers. The film meanders gradually until Franco's super-intelligent chimpanzee Caesar has become fully grown and morphs into a stunningly motion-captured Andy Serkis creation. From this point on, the film becomes a genuinely exciting and intriguing experience as Caesar continues to grow more intelligent and increasingly aware of his fundamental difference to everyone he meets. Wyatt bravely allows Serkis/Caesar to hold centre stage and his journey from surrogate child to 'King of Apes' is funny, moving and on one notable occasion when Caesar tricks a stupid and cruel jock to come closer with a disturbingly human gesture, remarkably creepy. The film builds to a spectacular and exciting conclusion with an utterly thrilling assault on the Golden Gate Bridge by an army of liberated apes.
It would not be a surprise if this film leads to more Planet of the Apes films, if that is the case one can only hope that they continue the good work of this flawed but surprisingly high quality entry into the Apes canon.
Rating ****
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