tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278632042024-03-14T07:17:42.887+00:00Nine Tenths Full of Penguins9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.comBlogger179125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-27778059995921217412011-12-14T12:37:00.000+00:002011-12-14T12:37:38.519+00:00#This is the End....#I've been writing this blog with varying degrees of competence and focus since 2006. As you can see, I haven't really paid much attention to it recently and I can't see that changing.<br />
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So in the immortal words of Douglas Adams - So long and thanks for all the fish<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kPx3ErWNfpg" width="420"></iframe>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-25366674912478521372011-08-29T00:44:00.001+01:002011-08-29T21:36:22.729+01:00Short Review of LimitlessThe pretty one from the A-Team and the Hangover films is a ubiquitous presence in modern cinema. Most outside the movie industry are not aware that a highly secretive contract was arranged in 2008 that requires Bradley Cooper to be given first refusal on all roles offered to all actors in Hollywood. Rumours that a snappily-dressed man with red horns was acting as his agent have been strenuously denied. Interestingly, this deal also includes all roles offered to female actors as Cooper is so very pretty that he can easily pass for a woman. He recently turned down the lead female role in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Day_%28film%29">One Day</a> which led to the second-choice Anne Hathaway getting the nod.<br />
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Limitless is an entertaining ride, despite the rather ludicrous opening idea that Bradley Cooper is a useless loser; giving him straggly hair and dressing him drably doesn't change the fact he still looks like a movie star. There are some interesting visual flourishes (one particular fight sequence seems to have taken several cues from the magnificent <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufss5ot_vGE">hammer fight scene</a> in Park Chan-wook's Oldboy) but the over-reliance on tired tropes like evil Russian gangsters and machiavellian businessmen is disappointing. Robert De Niro delivers his best performance for some time and Cooper has an undeniable charisma and likable presence in the lead role. However, there is something of a mixed message at work here. Limitless does go out of it's way to show the physical and mental downside of drug use but Cooper's character finishes the film revelling in the exceptional abilities that he only achieved through abusing the miracle drug in the first place.<br />
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Limitless further cements Bradley Cooper as the New Tom Cruise(tm) and the world can look forward to his starring turn in Eat Pray Love 2: The Nourishing stepping into the Julia Roberts role.<br />
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Rating <span style="color: blue;">***</span> 9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-85801914299609559672011-08-27T13:52:00.000+01:002011-08-27T13:52:59.274+01:00Bright Club Manchester<div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Last night I had the privilege of being compere at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/313646034857/">Bright Club Manchester</a> for the following clever bods: </div><ul><li><a href="http://www.jpoffline.com/">Jon Pearson</a> talking about the Mind of God</li>
<li>The Right side of the Bright Club Mind <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/MilktoothMose">Hannah Mosley</a> thinking about tattoos.</li>
<li>Carrie Mosley speaking about Mind over Matter and firewalking.</li>
<li>Engineer <a href="http://personalpages.manchester.ac.uk/postgrad/kevin.brohan/default.htm">Kevin Brohan</a> on reverse engineering the human brain and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd3vUeULZIk">creepy tool-using crows</a>.</li>
<li>Stand up Conor Aylward on being a therapy survivor. See more of him <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xK7rcQbQdw">here</a>.</li>
<li>And music from Hayley Fay and Sarah from the band Hook.</li>
</ul> The next Bright Club Manchester is BCM9:Crossover at Nexus Art Cafe on 20th October. Then on 27th of October <a href="http://www.manchestersciencefestival.com/whatson/bright-club">BCM10: The Big One</a> will be at the Deaf Institute as part of Manchester Science Festival 2011.<br />
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9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-4502485305032301212011-08-19T10:21:00.000+01:002011-08-19T10:21:13.553+01:00Short Reviews of Source Code & Battle:Los AngelesBattle:Los Angeles (2011) <br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghi8M5jdF1Uq-3qRdu7CGtBdML7AjHWJy4PTR38nt2ckjZIJMkzqHnDLjRYzcCBsne7n3FMRgM4Z0y2ZPfoAPm32-IFjifSrRPvbAmBWLilDTemdq2O_zzfN0uzNDj2WxjtmRmQQ/s1600/Battle_LA1-650x303.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="148" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghi8M5jdF1Uq-3qRdu7CGtBdML7AjHWJy4PTR38nt2ckjZIJMkzqHnDLjRYzcCBsne7n3FMRgM4Z0y2ZPfoAPm32-IFjifSrRPvbAmBWLilDTemdq2O_zzfN0uzNDj2WxjtmRmQQ/s320/Battle_LA1-650x303.png" width="320" /></a>A truly horrendous film. It's a slice of badly written, poorly executed jingoistic nonsense that pitches <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001173/">Aaron Eckhart's </a>squad of marines against an alien invasion in the ruins of Los Angeles. The dialogue is painful (the last line of the film is supposed to be heroic but <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_gmkx-2gHI">"We already had breakfast sir"</a> is an epic fail) and the characters are little more than stereotypical cyphers - inexperienced lieutenant, haunted long-serving NCO, innocent country boy private, tough and sassy latino female soldier. Eckhart is a much better actor than this film deserves and he does at least have the grace to look embarrassed. He should probably fire his agent after getting him this gig.<br />
Rating: <span style="color: blue;">*</span><br />
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Source Code (2011)<br />
<a href="http://blog.manmademovies.co.uk/">Duncan Jones</a> sidled on the scene in 2009 with the downbeat sci-fi masterpiece Moon. If that was Jones' 2001, Source Code is his Groundhog Day/Terminator mash-up. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Colter Stevens, a soldier with a mission to find a bomb hidden on a passenger train. So far so <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMxuKjBZDZo">Steven Seagal</a>. However, the twist is that Stevens is from the near future and through the magic of the eponymous MacGuffin is inhabiting the body and the last eight minutes of one of the train's passengers over and over again. The director marshals a uniformly excellent supporting cast but this is Gyllenhaal's film. Source Code is an exciting and cerebral thriller that is only slightly spoiled by the Spielberg-esque gooey ending.<br />
Rating <span style="color: blue;">****</span><br />
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9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-72108714898660442982011-08-18T23:11:00.001+01:002011-08-18T23:26:20.390+01:00Short Review of Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011Oh hello blog. Long time no see.<br />
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The <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjcpRHuPjOI">Planet of the Apes</a> films perfectly illustrate the movie law of diminishing returns. The first film is an undoubted and much referenced classic, but it's sequels became increasingly ridiculous until the unnecessary <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPgNrHqfTdY&feature=related">Tim Burton reboot</a> in 2001 put what seemed like the final nail in the simian coffin. Slinking in to the cinema with the somewhat unwieldy title Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Rupert Wyatt's second feature after prison-set modern classic The Escapist answers a question not many of us were asking. How did the apes take over in the first place ? And possibly, how long till <a href="http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/joshw24/news/?a=44628">Andy Serkis gets an Oscar</a> for one of his motion-capture performances?<br />
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It would not be a surprise if this film leads to more Planet of the Apes films, if that is the case one can only hope that they continue the good work of this flawed but surprisingly high quality entry into the Apes canon.<br />
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Rating <span style="color: blue;">****</span>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-82192459099087585722011-05-08T19:43:00.000+01:002011-05-08T19:43:27.488+01:009/10ths Full of Movies Part Ten. Y to ZWelcome to the tenth and final part of my entirely subjective and drawn out reflection on a decade in cinematic <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">exploits</span>. Click here to see <a href="http://ninetenthsfullofpenguins.blogspot.com/search/label/9%2F10ths%20Full%20of%20Movies">Parts One to Nine.</a><br />
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<div style="color: orange;"><b>Y is for Yam</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div> Ewan McGregor chose to mix his noughties <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alec_Guinness">Alec Guiness</a> impressons in the Star Wars prequels with the odd appearance in far more subtle fayre. In 2003 he took the role of mysterious drifter Joe in <b>Young Adam</b>, a bleak and downbeat film that showcased his considerable acting chops. The elder statesman of the Coppolla clan shyly offered up his odd but striking meditation on time and love <b>Youth Without Youth</b> (07) to somewhat mixed critical reception. While <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Ford_Coppola">Francis Ford</a> makes some bold choices and the source material throws up some fascinating possibilites, the film was terminally dull. Also in 2007 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeroJ1BK6GQ">Russell Crowe and Christian Bale</a> (the intensity levels on set could probably have powered Michigan for a month) starred in a remake of classic 1957 western <b>3:10 to Yuma</b>. Bale was especially good in the role of disabled rancher Dan Evans and Crowe clearly revelled in the chance to play a proper bad guy. Erstwhile <a href="http://www.join-me.co.uk/">comedy cult leader Danny Wallace</a> spent an extended period of time saying 'Yes' to everything and recorded the ensuing shenanigans in a book. Hollywood couldn't resist such a quirky concept and proceeded to turn it into big, shiny, sugary Jim Carrey vehicle <b>Yes Man</b> (08). Surprisingly, it turned out to be a rather sweet and genuinely amusing tale helped significantly by a tuned-down Carrey and a luminously quirky <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdPb-5rAYgQ">Zooey Deschanel</a>. <br />
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<div style="color: orange;"><b>Z is for Zoetrope</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9j99vmc-Mff-FvimHCkMCaPk1C9cLUUwKJLhfQwgrdOgEPDaqKElVX1CjDDHMDVtwTcYDlRiL3-W4uo8_ypQ9iGSzpu8AtSkhUD7DlpA8L1ycBlvZ4oRogqS_YqHQqT8YClHp5A/s1600/Mugatu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="177" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9j99vmc-Mff-FvimHCkMCaPk1C9cLUUwKJLhfQwgrdOgEPDaqKElVX1CjDDHMDVtwTcYDlRiL3-W4uo8_ypQ9iGSzpu8AtSkhUD7DlpA8L1ycBlvZ4oRogqS_YqHQqT8YClHp5A/s200/Mugatu.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/">Ben Stiller</a> lit up 2001 as a really really ridiculously good looking male model in the comic tale<b> Zoolander</b>. Featuring Owen Wilson as a fellow dopey supermodel and a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOrI6uqS-vk&NR=1">magnificently silly turn from Will Ferrell</a> as the dastardly Mugatu, Zoolander was riotously entertaining. From the ridiculous to the sublime with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi_Kitano">Takeshi Kitano'</a>s 2003 epic <b>Zatoichi</b> which was based on a series of 26 classic Japanese TV and film dramas (imagine Inspector Morse crossed with Robin Hood - with samurai swords). The film unashamedly plunders elements from the great Japanese directors of the past and is as equally comfortable with comedy slapstick as with blood spurting violence as it follows the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV2bZSnhHmQ&feature=related">adventures of a blind swordsman</a> committed to helping the poor and weak. <b> Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait </b>(06) is a leftfield choice as the vast majority of football films are dire (When Saturday Comes, Escape to Victory, Goal, There's Only One Jimmy Grimble are best avoided). However, Portrait focuses it's attention entirely on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1UwddoQii0">Zinedine Zidane's performance in real time</a> in a single game for Real Madrid as captured by 17 different cameras. With a soundtrack provided by Scottish musical wizards <a href="http://www.mogwai.co.uk/">Mogwai</a>, the film stands as the perfect record of the man's peerless talent and penchant for self destructive on-field misbehaviour. David Fincher has made a career out of showing the dark and often horrifying results of men's obsessions in films like Seven and Fight Club. In <b>Zodiac</b> (06) he explores the effect of Robert Graysmith's (an excellent Jake Gyllenhal) obsession with cracking the unsolved Zodiac killings of the late 1960s and early 1970s. Fincher expertly marshals a stellar cast and delivers a slow-burning masterpiece of modern cinema.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrCdB4gy7yUISgj3JWrZGdin8H7x4EQUoR6qw16P4nXNtiVfgSLF5-2PIT1GZlYr7npa8luJKio-tNdBZysrsukRbNJdja8x1SnJBtHIVovEs4HB_g-qYqSG5Z-0esxb5VhQmzoA/s1600/zatoichi_ban.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrCdB4gy7yUISgj3JWrZGdin8H7x4EQUoR6qw16P4nXNtiVfgSLF5-2PIT1GZlYr7npa8luJKio-tNdBZysrsukRbNJdja8x1SnJBtHIVovEs4HB_g-qYqSG5Z-0esxb5VhQmzoA/s320/zatoichi_ban.gif" width="270" /></a></div>And that's the end. Begun back in the mists of January 2010 it has been over a year in the writing; the 9/10ths Full of Penguins review of cinema in the Noughties is finished. It's spectacularly arbitrary and almost completely useless. I've enjoyed every minute of doing it and rediscovered some great movies (and some terrible ones) along the way.9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-35180928734326091042011-04-22T02:30:00.001+01:002011-04-22T02:33:59.381+01:00# A Soundtrack for Life#<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFL8JXuvzuQk-rqyms2HiRdO2Fj-UUos-X0NRsm5xAo01dimO0vWfGnyH1yMEgC4K43qLrU_fg-YM8AeNHfRhEiQQGIbXF-MOFGcw2RLJcDgiFOBl9Sa31btJjnnXCDBJ2D0VHZg/s1600/WithoutMusicLifeWouldNotBeFair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="136" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFL8JXuvzuQk-rqyms2HiRdO2Fj-UUos-X0NRsm5xAo01dimO0vWfGnyH1yMEgC4K43qLrU_fg-YM8AeNHfRhEiQQGIbXF-MOFGcw2RLJcDgiFOBl9Sa31btJjnnXCDBJ2D0VHZg/s200/WithoutMusicLifeWouldNotBeFair.jpg" width="200" /></a>Stepping away from my customary movie fixation, I was tempted to follow Manchester blog luminary <a href="http://benjaminjudge.com/2011/04/21/thinking-about-cool-and-its-my-twirthday-which-isnt-cool-damnit-i-didnt-even-make-it-to-the-end-of-the-title/">Benjamin Judge's</a> example and partake of the the following meme/game thingymabob. Now according to him (and he should know) all the cool people did this about two years ago, which means now is my time!<br />
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Follow these instructions - if you don't God and/or the Tooth Fairy will know and look disapprovingly down upon you.<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">2. Put it on shuffle</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">3. Press play</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">4. For every question, type the song that’s playing</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">5. When you go to a new question, press the next button</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…because you’re not!</span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Georgia,serif;">7. Stick the soundtrack on your mp3 player and listen away during the day.</span></i></span><br />
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Here is my list - go and feast on the wealth of links. Why not listen to something you've never heard before? I dare you...<br />
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</span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Random</b></span></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>What It Should Be</b></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Opening Credits:</b></span></div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://youtu.be/vEZPYa-XHIA">Prayer Chain -Fifty Eight</a></span></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft-2zEzIKrA">Sigur Ros - Takk</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Waking Up: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahj6XRONd3s"><span style="font-size: small;">Mae – Mistakes we Knew We Were Making</span></a></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Em_3UEImlg">Spiritualized – Do It All Over Again</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>First Day At School: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqSafBNi_Dg"><span style="font-size: small;">Starflyer 59 - Automatic</span></a></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.we7.com/#/song/Surrogate/Surprise">Surrogate - Surprise</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Falling in Love: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4">William Shatner – Common People </a> </div><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">(<i>Yes – that's right)</i></span></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zKqcNeS328">Camera Obscura – Lloyd, I'm Ready to be Heartbroken</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Fight Song: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/song_details/1670004"><span style="font-size: small;">Dreampilots – One More Time</span></a></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPOeAIUEVbs">Def Leppard - Action</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Breaking Up:</b></span></div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX9EC3AvTg"><span style="font-size: small;">Jonsi - Hengilas</span></a></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi-O4t8paf4">Dashboard Confessional – Thick as Thieves</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Prom/Dance/Ball:</b></span></div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Radiohead – How to Disappear Completely </span></div><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">(<i>Distressingly perfect choice)</i></span></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE5u4JZyFrE&feature=related">Radiohead – How to Disappear Completely </a></span> </div><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">(<i>see what I mean)</i></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Life’s OK: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1hIUNUSz8c"><span style="font-size: small;">Doves - Compulsion</span></a></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azGIf74ICmw">Sufjan Stevens - Chicago</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_271818346"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Mental Breakdown: </b></span></a> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF7lJ5x802s"><span style="font-size: small;">Levellers – Hope Street</span></a></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNsyaG_rTzE">Basement Jaxx – Where's Your Head At?</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Flashback: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxzpy1b1_BY"><span style="font-size: small;">Grieg – Piano Concerto in A Minor</span></a></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Q0jPyrja0">House of Pain – Jump Around</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Getting Back Together: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67XVd005zxQ&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL">Eric Clapton – Third Degree</a></span></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxw-sfn-P6Q">The Cardigans – I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need to be Nicer</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Birth of Child:</b></span></div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></a><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=27863204&postID=3518092873432609104">Kenny Rogers – Just Dropped In</a> </span> </div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeRc1UVC2NU">Oasis – Stay Young</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Wedding: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bHzSU35F3c&feature=related">Jeans Team – Keine Melodien </a> </div><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>(You know, from the VW advert...)</i></span></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0wDYWyYRQo">Elbow - One Day Like This</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Final Battle: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3du4d0Hnkc&feature=related"><span style="font-size: small;">Oasis - Shakermaker</span></a></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl2spWNoXuA">Bob Dylan – The Times They Are A-Changin'</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Funeral Song: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGS7qXM_Jc"><span style="font-size: small;">Hans Zimmer – We Built Our Own World </span></a> </div><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>(I promise this is totally random!)</i></span></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbqtuFemMOE">Death Cab for Cutie – I Will Follow You Into the Dark</a></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="21%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>End Credits: </b></span> </div></td> <td width="38%"><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-size: small;">Bon Voyage – Never Coming Back</span></div><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>(Honest! I'm not cheating)</i></span></div></td> <td width="40%"><div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfi1UQ_PKQI">Devotchka – How it Ends</a></span></div><div class="western"><br />
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</tbody></table>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-20821265209460072932011-04-08T18:54:00.000+01:002011-04-08T18:54:49.411+01:009/10ths Full of Movies Part Nine. W to XWelcome to Part Nine of my entirely subjective and drawn out reflection on a decade in cinematic <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">exploits</span>. Click here to see <a href="http://ninetenthsfullofpenguins.blogspot.com/search/label/9%2F10ths%20Full%20of%20Movies">Parts One to Eight</a>. Please do chip in with any obvious omissions or disagreements.<br />
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<div style="color: orange;"><b>W is for Wallabies</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhstP-xB7waVoIBGPNPJ7Ta8_dI7dKryC6uqJxm17_-5Yq-dEoYlu57BqeSSH6bRMrk2DszGshMZ1yS3MXxvkgb1Qo4QrcmTDeALYTFQ92nPK2Gi79BEDQjk1FmBKksDYEAwr1Eyw/s1600/Wallace+and+Gromit+Curse+of+the+Were+Rabbit.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="224" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhstP-xB7waVoIBGPNPJ7Ta8_dI7dKryC6uqJxm17_-5Yq-dEoYlu57BqeSSH6bRMrk2DszGshMZ1yS3MXxvkgb1Qo4QrcmTDeALYTFQ92nPK2Gi79BEDQjk1FmBKksDYEAwr1Eyw/s320/Wallace+and+Gromit+Curse+of+the+Were+Rabbit.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://www.britmovie.co.uk/directors/Nick-Park/">Nick Park</a> is to the movement of plasticine figures what Miyazaki is to hand drawn animation. In 2005, his favourite characters <a href="http://www.wallaceandgromit.com/">Wallace & Gromit</a> finally made their big screen bow in <b>The Curse of the Were-Rabbit</b>; a film crammed with the cream of British voice acting that oozed fun and old-school creativity. I may have mentioned how good Pixar are at delivering gems to the cinematic table. <b>Wall-E</b> (08) failed to break that trend with it's audaciously dialogue free yet beautifully compelling opening and the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/wallemovie?blend=1&ob=4">cutest movie robot EVER</a>. I may have also made reference in the past to my regard for the frankly bonkers Russian masterpiece Night Watch. Director Timur Bekmambetov made his Hollywood debut in 2008 with an adaptation of Mark Millar's graphic novel <b>Wanted</b>. Liberally sprinkled with stardust (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4pWuFv48Zk">Freeman, Jolie & McEvoy</a>) it was a stylish and beautifully shot movie, but lacked the exuberant joy of his earlier Russian language films. <br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNAtuNUw_ZbaxP3_YET3HcNaX1OSGJS6C7B5jEtLHf9qjVT_XO-j57CTmfkNhIXaf7trGCzqYJtAK28CM5tc76mj9MME6rsK_2fInXfHzgH5HZ3jMyx0bDgUtUtbvKNuMZEdw9_w/s1600/Watchmen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNAtuNUw_ZbaxP3_YET3HcNaX1OSGJS6C7B5jEtLHf9qjVT_XO-j57CTmfkNhIXaf7trGCzqYJtAK28CM5tc76mj9MME6rsK_2fInXfHzgH5HZ3jMyx0bDgUtUtbvKNuMZEdw9_w/s200/Watchmen.jpg" width="200" /></a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Rourke">Micky Rourke's</a> face is an extraordinary thing, it seems to erode faster than the years progress - almost as if he has a <a href="http://www.doriangray.net/">Dorian Gray-style portrait</a> that works in reverse. <b>The Wrestler</b>(08) was a film that suited his lived-in fizzog perfectly, director <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004716/">Darren Aronofsky</a> had a first stab at his Black Swan story with the tale of a faded professional wrestler that was both delicate and brutal. 2009 brought two contrasting adaptations of beloved books to mixed critical reactions. <b>Where the Wild Things Are</b> bottled both the spirit of Maurice Sendak's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tytq7YKUREM&feature=fvst">original book and the essence of childhood</a>; as a result watching it was like reliving all the wonderful memories of long summer holidays. Zach Snyder's <b>Watchmen</b> on the other hand was a very different kettle of badgers; crunchingly violent, morally ambiguous and visually stunning. Adapting <a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article5809904.ece">Alan Moore's legendary graphic novel </a>was always going to be nigh on impossible and many directors have tried and failed in the past, but Snyder made a noble effort. While Watchmen doesn't come close to doing the novel justice, it was still a superior action movie.<br />
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<div style="color: orange;"><b>X is for Xylophone</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvYf-nr8lTwaO3iHgbqTslhOMQT5OQmQM-zBrSpZOH2c8-DzZV7So51aW2m6XX5E6dYI3bpUm5NvByR1qE3T79Oz7KAsftwPT6QKX5mgqKtEi8701lEN8OcjPTbS6h2AVsZ0a6Ew/s1600/518ENNDMC4L._SL500_AA300_.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvYf-nr8lTwaO3iHgbqTslhOMQT5OQmQM-zBrSpZOH2c8-DzZV7So51aW2m6XX5E6dYI3bpUm5NvByR1qE3T79Oz7KAsftwPT6QKX5mgqKtEi8701lEN8OcjPTbS6h2AVsZ0a6Ew/s200/518ENNDMC4L._SL500_AA300_.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>There was a paucity of films beginning with X in the Noughties which meant that writing this portion was an exercise in barrel scraping. Let's begin with the third best James Bond inspired movie series of the 2000s - <b>xXx</b> (02) and <a href="http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/reviewcomplete.asp?FID=11085"><b>xXx: The Next Level</b></a> (05). The hero of xXx was essentially an extreme sports version of Her Majesty's finest spy but the films were stymied in their success by two factors. Firstly, the launch of the infinitely superior Bourne franchise in the same year and secondly, that they were moronically* awful on just about every level. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001741/">Bryan Singer</a> holds a rare accolade, he is one of the few directors that has delivered a sequel that is superior to it's predecessor. <b>X2:X-Men United</b> (03) was an exciting and well-made comic book movie that helped open the doors to the current torrent of comic adaptations. Sadly, Singer then bailed and handed the reins to 2006's <b>X-Men: The Last Stand</b> to another which resulted in the law of diminishing returns reasserting itself. And finally 2008 brought something that no-one had been asking for; another X-Files film, in this case the massively underwhelming <b>I Want to Believe</b>. There were no aliens, just a creepy <a href="http://www.billyconnolly.com/">Billy Connelly</a> pretending to be a psychic.<br />
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The tenth and final part coming soon...the end is nigh.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>*I'm not sure this is an appropriate adjective, but I rather like it so it's going to stay... </i></span>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-44320421755502192272011-03-19T20:38:00.004+00:002011-05-11T00:25:08.632+01:00Short Review of Season of the Witch (2011)<div class="western">Nicholas Cage is an enigma wrapped in a mystery with a blanket of inconsistency. He's capable of delivering a searing performance such as his extraordinary turn in the rebooted Bad Lieutenant. But then he is equally likely to appear in drivel like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJ3t_tZf-E">The Knowing</a> or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangkok_Dangerous_%282008_film%29">Bangkok Dangerous</a> mumbling and bumbling like a first year drama student. </div><div class="western"><br />
</div><div class="western">Season of the Witch falls squarely into the latter category. It tells the tale of two Crusaders who on having a conveniently sudden attack of morals; desert and attempt to return home. On their way back they are waylaid and coerced into escorting a witch to a group of specialist monks who will be able to stop the plague she has released on the country. While having reasonably high production standards, the visuals and setting are reminiscent of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (you fully expect to hear Eric Idle shouting "<i>Bring out your dead!</i>"). The casting of Nicholas Cage and Ron Perlman as defiantly American Crusaders would be perfectly acceptable but for the woefully scripted banter and hapless attempts at showing the camaraderie between them. Ron Perlman can do this type of thing in his sleep and still be watchable, but Cage is especially dreadful.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVQnW7nCk_r5_CeYuG5SkEzcw3w0RC4d5aVR5fFL4uqTew0reX1EE2O8c0BnWrnxwp010Ltzvo0bAQQEfFurlfbZurze6Ml_NUFkD0gM_RYAuPEq5Rlf1u_NS5_nwfYJiDulYwdw/s1600/season-witch.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="257" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVQnW7nCk_r5_CeYuG5SkEzcw3w0RC4d5aVR5fFL4uqTew0reX1EE2O8c0BnWrnxwp010Ltzvo0bAQQEfFurlfbZurze6Ml_NUFkD0gM_RYAuPEq5Rlf1u_NS5_nwfYJiDulYwdw/s400/season-witch.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="western">However, despite it's many flaws, as the film progresses it becomes more and more entertaining until it reaches a fabulously ridiculous finale. Suffice to say, it involves a race against time, cod-Latin incantations and possessed zombie ninja monks.<br />
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Rating: <span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: blue;">** </b></span></div>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-56386082569020110032011-03-15T21:37:00.001+00:002011-05-11T00:24:45.051+01:00Short Review of True Grit (2010)True Grit is a quintessentially Coen Brothers movie. It's crammed with richly rhythmic language and is bleakly beautiful with flashes of dark humour and light whimsy.<br />
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It's also their first proper western and their second remake after the the disappointing Ladykillers. This new True Grit is a very different and arguably far superior animal to it's 1955 predecessor. Much attention was focused on Coen stalwart Jeff Bridges' performance as grizzled marshal Rooster Cogburn but 14 year old Hailee Steinfeld more than holds her own. Her depiction of the revenge-set daughter aged before her time by the murder of her father is funny, touching and remarkably assured. Matt Damon, Josh Brolin and and a wonderfully eccentric supporting cast populate a sparse and coldly beautiful landscape.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaxYjqrY7uyJUdFVfPQtgJjWz61s_auy58VgfBoALjHdzJiEsCj730SrkgXDYRKa28_p1h7R9EOwLjRo2fqFjd6-fh8H03CK4Uc2ql_fqgzOnBDf5Bii2YMY4CkZh8Wq8vJcJ1mQ/s1600/true-grit2010.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="258" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaxYjqrY7uyJUdFVfPQtgJjWz61s_auy58VgfBoALjHdzJiEsCj730SrkgXDYRKa28_p1h7R9EOwLjRo2fqFjd6-fh8H03CK4Uc2ql_fqgzOnBDf5Bii2YMY4CkZh8Wq8vJcJ1mQ/s400/true-grit2010.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>True Grit 2011-style is an excellent film but two things hold it back from greatness. Firstly, the ending feels somewhat contrived and almost un Coen-like in it's neatness. Secondly, having Jeff Bridges in a major role is a reminder of the last time he and the Coens played out; the peerless The Big Lebowski.<br />
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Rating: <span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: blue;">****</b></span>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-4389243031990166192011-03-13T15:25:00.003+00:002011-05-11T00:25:37.127+01:00Short Review of In The Name of The King (2008)<div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Are any words less welcome in the movie lexicon than 'inspired by the video game...'? In the Name of The King is based on the role playing <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeon_Siege">Dungeon Siege</a> games. Directed in a manner completely devoid of aplomb by Uwe Boll, it's catastrophically bad. The cast is surprisingly starry with the mighty Jason Statham as the hero, Clare Forlani as his kidnapped wife, Hellboy's Ron Perlman as his mentor and a mind-boggling Burt Reynolds as the titular king. However, there is something about this film that elevates it into the fabled 'so-bad-it's-good' category; Ray Liotta's turn as evil wizard Gallian. It's a tour-de-force of epic overacting as Ray chews insanely on every piece of scenery he can get his chubby hands on. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjl68-FxKAqvqaV7tsuOInB1PEupF6Sd7E0C-zjc66sEqxmbGEC9ExEMqIQLxdkuKxRU9qnU0FnpXR5C8Q63wIpfAaAqQ56iwMWSNYRXifUYPSEuWUYBbldp0hBTmp8nWtR3EsPA/s1600/liotta+king.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjl68-FxKAqvqaV7tsuOInB1PEupF6Sd7E0C-zjc66sEqxmbGEC9ExEMqIQLxdkuKxRU9qnU0FnpXR5C8Q63wIpfAaAqQ56iwMWSNYRXifUYPSEuWUYBbldp0hBTmp8nWtR3EsPA/s1600/liotta+king.jpg" /></a></div><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Add in the terrible script, inept fight scenes and cut-price orcs and you have a film so hysterically bad it becomes compulsive viewing. It cost $60m and took a total of $10.3m worldwide and is widely considered to be one of the worst films ever made. Incredibly, there is a sequel on the horizon in which Dolph Lundgren plays an ex-special forces soldier thrown back in time to fulfil a prophecy. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1767319/">I'm not kidding</a>. </div><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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Rating <span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"><b>*</b></span> </div>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-66502689762565020402011-03-08T11:37:00.001+00:002011-03-08T11:37:19.838+00:00Manchester Blog-Meetery<br /><br /><center><a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/03/08/377.jpg'><img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/03/08/s_377.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='209' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />If you blog in Manchester, why not bob down to Common in the Northern Quarter for the Manchester Blogmeet tonight?<br /><br />Give me a good reason you say? Very well, I will give you three:<br /><br />1) The opportunity to meet your fellow Internet scribblers<br />2) Specially made cakes<br />3) Free booze-beers<br /><br />Look with your eyes here for more details. <a target="_blank" href="http://mcrblogmeet.blogspot.com/">Blogmeet site</a><br />9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-80846340287766993852011-02-23T10:32:00.002+00:002011-02-23T10:41:21.435+00:009/10ths Full of Movies Part Eight. U to VWelcome to Part Eight of my entirely subjective and drawn out reflection on a decade in cinematic <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">exploits</span>. Click here to see <a href="http://ninetenthsfullofpenguins.blogspot.com/search/label/9%2F10ths%20Full%20of%20Movies">Parts One to Seven</a>. Please do chip in with any obvious omissions or disagreements.<br />
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<div style="color: orange;"><b>U is for Ukelele</b></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ4ELKzx9_nY9Cs3l09EyY0KXELLwK_PQdZk5aJaTnpqUHDpCrxAaW_Qfkh9fcZFuZ9nuLaIS_fuSHs8UQX_1f7Ib8uRa_ef4oqzo7ViqMFwZ7CKORmAY9xSsprmWdZCReB3utVQ/s1600/65up3shot1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="155" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ4ELKzx9_nY9Cs3l09EyY0KXELLwK_PQdZk5aJaTnpqUHDpCrxAaW_Qfkh9fcZFuZ9nuLaIS_fuSHs8UQX_1f7Ib8uRa_ef4oqzo7ViqMFwZ7CKORmAY9xSsprmWdZCReB3utVQ/s200/65up3shot1.jpg" width="200" /></a>It's getting hard to believe that M Night Shyamalan used to make good films. His recent output has been awful, but the noughties began with arguably his best work, the hugely underrated proto-superhero film <b>Unbreakable</b>(00). The actions of terrorists on the 11th September 2001 profoundly influenced the ensuing decade and it's not surprising that the movie world has been generally reluctant to mine such a recent tragedy for inspiration. There have been some exceptions to that including the appalling <b>World Trade Center</b> (06) by Oliver Stone (read <a href="http://ninetenthsfullofpenguins.blogspot.com/2006/10/half-terms-are-very-good.html">my thoughts from 2007</a>) and the infinitely superior <b>United 93</b> from the same year. Bourne helmer Paul Greengrass told the story of United Airlines Flight 93 whose passengers and crew decided to fight back against their hijackers. United 93 is a difficult film to watch but is a captivating and heartbreaking memorial to the heroism of the passengers on the plane. In 2009 Pixar gave us the story of an old man who refuses to let his house to be demolished, so he ties helium balloons to it and floats away to have adventures with talking dogs and a pudgy boy scout. <b>Up</b>'s audacious opening which follows the main character from his childhood through falling in love and getting married to the death of his wife is one of the most devastating emotional sequences I've ever seen in an animation. This gives rest of the film a certain poignancy that frames the laughs and the thrills perfectly. <br />
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<b style="color: orange;">V is for Velma</b><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3638w3hrtYTU8QFlIidMcYur3eQUW5MqvrT0rbJXEPZZ6yIFPyk4QkuHJf0Scvn78wMSCuErYh4hNuGg1UlU1HBMKjc43eklBfFeLNhfH7V7m0n2WLsifz0xem4nC-aaWb4s9uA/s1600/v-for-vendetta.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3638w3hrtYTU8QFlIidMcYur3eQUW5MqvrT0rbJXEPZZ6yIFPyk4QkuHJf0Scvn78wMSCuErYh4hNuGg1UlU1HBMKjc43eklBfFeLNhfH7V7m0n2WLsifz0xem4nC-aaWb4s9uA/s320/v-for-vendetta.jpg" width="251" /></a></div>M Night Shyamalan continued his slow dive towards ignominy with <b>The Village</b> in 2004, the same year also saw the potentially interesting monster-mash <b>Van Helsing</b> mix Frankenstein, the Wolfman & Dracula with a horribly miscast Hugh Jackman to underwhelming results. Mike Leigh gave us what could have been a harrowing account of a 1950s backstreet abortionist in the magnificent <b>Vera Drake</b> (05). However, the powerful performances of the cast, especially a career best turn from Imelda Staunton and Leigh's celebrated realist approach make the film a defiantly human take on what is often portrayed as a black and white issue. In 2006, the Wachowski brothers released their follow up to the Matrix trilogy; a dark and stylish adaptation of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Moore">Alan Moore's</a> graphic novel <b>V for Vendetta</b>. As with all Moore adaptations, it can't come close to matching the complex and rich source material but the Wachowskis had a damn good go. In a post-9/11 climate pitching a movie where the central hero is a bomb-wielding terrorist is a fairly bold move. The end of the decade saw a mini rush of viking movies. <b>Pathfinder</b> (07) and <b>Outlander</b> (08) mixed native americans and entertaining aliens respectively with our Norse friends to mixed affect. However, 2010's <b>Valhalla Rising</b> took a different path and told the tale of a mute viking warrior in an intriguing exploration of good and evil. One Eye, a mysterious man of almost supernatural strength, escapes from his captors and throws his lot in with a group of Crusaders. What ensues is not an action movie, but a bleakly beautiful (if occasionally brutal) journey into the heart of darkness (*cliche alert*). The film is very ambiguous about One-Eye; is he just a man caught in the wrong place, or is he an instrument of vengeance on the repulsive crusaders sent to take them to hell?<br />
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Part the ninth coming soon...the end is nigh.<br />
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</div><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Rather than the frenetic screen-filling battles of JJ Abrams' Trek, Meyer gives us tense scenes more reminiscent of submarine combat. It's the sparing use and reminders of the cost of violence that raises Khan over all other Trek films. The cast get to show some range as they face the loss of new recruits and old friends alike. The easy interplay among Kirk, Spock & McCoy is funny and touching and the film also has the most imitated Shatner moment ever – KHHHHAAAAAANNNNN! </div><div class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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Rating <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">****</span></span></div>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-32723436543384841832011-01-25T19:45:00.004+00:002011-05-11T00:27:33.624+01:00Short review of Ponyo<div class="ecxMsoNormal" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">I’ve loved <a href="http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/miyazaki/">Hayao Miyazaki’s</a> exquisite anime creations since catching <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoZpCmcnM_s&feature=fvst">Princess Mononoke</a> by chance on a damp October afternoon in 2000. I was entranced by this window into another culture’s legends. Since then I’ve watched all his films and I’m continually impressed by the creativity <a href="http://www.onlineghibli.com/">Studio Ghibli</a> cram into each creation. </span></div><div class="ecxMsoNormal" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div class="ecxMsoNormal" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ponyo is loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen’s Little Mermaid. When a fish-girl is rescued by a boy named Sosuke and christened Ponyo, she decides that she wants to become human to be with him. She escapes from her overbearing father and accidentally releases his stored magic into the ocean, endangering the entire world. This film is simply magical, especially in the sequence where <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbZk7KoXOMw">Ponyo rides the rising waves from her home to Sosuke’s island</a> which is a leaping, soaring masterpiece of hand-drawn animation. Although it's technically a kid’s film, Ponyo will delight the young and the young at heart in equal measure.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgo4Ih6AOgccCjjEVYVnfdJgOZ-6DxE71LlHHSbQ12lSa0hx97arfmVkrcLfhaHY7pH7WPYQRWVuIKceWjMVStW5MSRIg4BB2BapLA5TNXsyO1OKdCh1eWSJBPp3sSP-FosGHGAw/s1600/fujimoto_e_ponyo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="346" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgo4Ih6AOgccCjjEVYVnfdJgOZ-6DxE71LlHHSbQ12lSa0hx97arfmVkrcLfhaHY7pH7WPYQRWVuIKceWjMVStW5MSRIg4BB2BapLA5TNXsyO1OKdCh1eWSJBPp3sSP-FosGHGAw/s640/fujimoto_e_ponyo.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="ecxMsoNormal"><br />
Rating <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">****</span></span></div>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-17529284504885158022011-01-22T11:20:00.001+00:002011-01-22T11:20:52.105+00:00The King's Speech is AlrightI have written two reviews of The King's Speech for other blogs.<br />
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<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/reactionblog/1320.html">The Kings Speech at the re/action blog</a>. All long and serious like.<br />
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<a href="http://screen150.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/the-kings-speech-2011-2/">The King's Speech at Screen 150</a>. All short and a bit frivolous, with a silly hand drawn picture from me.<br />
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However, there are others who do bravely switch between genres and often generate quality whatever pool they are paddling in. I've chosen the four best examples of these mainstream style-hoppers and selected what I consider to be their best film in a number of categories. The winner is the director with the highest number of stars awarded. So, going toe-to-toe are <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000631/">Ridley Scott</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000229/">Steven Spielberg</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000965/">Danny Boyle</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000040/">Stanley Kubrick.</a><br />
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<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Category</b></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Scott</b></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Spielberg</b></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Boyle</b></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Kubrick</b></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Sci-fi</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Blade Runner (1982)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) <span style="color: #ff420e;">****</span></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Sunshine (2007)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) <span style="color: red;">*****</span></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Historical</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Gladiator (2000)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Amistad (1997)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">N/A</span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Barry Lyndon (1975)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Fantasy</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Legend (1985)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">***</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Jurassic Park (1993)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">N/A</span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">N/A</span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Children's</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">N/A</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">E.T (1982)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Millions (2004)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">N/A</span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>True Story</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">White Squall (1996)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">***</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Munich (2005)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">127 Hours (2010)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Spartacus (1960)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Action</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Robin Hood (2010)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">***</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) <span style="color: red;">*****</span></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Trainspotting (1996)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">N/A</span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Crime </b></i></span> </div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Thelma & Louise (1991) <span style="color: red;">*****</span></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Catch Me If You Can (2002) <span style="color: #ff420e;">****</span></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Shallow Grave (1994) <span style="color: #ff420e;">****</span></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">The Killing (1956)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Comedy</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">A Good Year (2006)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">**</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">1941 (1979)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">***</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">A Life Less Ordinary (1997) <span style="color: #ff420e;">***</span></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Dr Strangelove (1964) <span style="color: red;">*****</span></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>War</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Black Hawk Down (2001) <span style="color: #ff420e;">****</span></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Saving Private Ryan (1998) <span style="color: red;">*****</span></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">N/A</span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Full Metal Jacket (1997) <span style="color: red;">*****</span></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Horror</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Alien (1979)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Jaws (1975)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">28 Days Later (2002)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">The Shining (1980)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: red; font-size: small;">*****</span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><b>Drama</b></i></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Body of Lies (2008)</span></div><div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;">****</span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">The Color Purple (1985) <span style="color: #ff420e;">****</span></span></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Slumdog Millionaire (2008) <span style="color: red;">*****</span></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><span style="font-size: small;">Lolita (1962) <span style="color: #ff420e;">****</span></span></div></td> </tr>
<tr valign="TOP"> <td width="57"> <div class="western"><span style="color: #ff420e; font-size: small;"><b>TOTAL</b></span></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><b><span style="font-size: small;">37 stars</span></b></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><b><span style="font-size: small;">48 stars</span></b></div></td> <td width="112"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><b><span style="font-size: small;">33 stars</span></b></div></td> <td width="111"> <div align="CENTER" class="western"><b><span style="font-size: small;">47 stars</span></b></div></td> </tr>
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So the victor is the mighty Spielberg (although to be honest, Kubrick managed only one star less despite having 3 fewer films in the list so it could be argued he's the better director). A purely imaginary trophy is currently winging it's way to Hollywood-land with Mr Spielberg's name badly inscribed by my own fair hands.<br />
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(In case your wondering Paul WS Anderson with Shopping, Mortal Kombat, Event Horizon, Resident Evil, Alien vs Predator & Death Race would have scored a paltry ten stars)9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-83930218377166533862011-01-04T22:27:00.002+00:002011-03-17T17:44:17.794+00:00Top Ten Films of 2010 Part Two: Five to OneWelcome to the second part of my review of 2010 in movie-land. Find Part One <a href="http://ninetenthsfullofpenguins.blogspot.com/2010/12/top-ten-films-of-2010-part-one-twelve.html">here</a>. In this installment I will unveil my top five films of 2010 plus the ten worst dismissed in three words each.<br />
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<span style="color: orange; font-size: large;"><b>5</b></span> <a href="http://www.kingsspeech.com/">The King's Speech</a><br />
At first glance this film seems the type of Oscar-desperate snoozefest I can't stand. Intense and wordy, packed with character actors and a main character with a disability or disfigurement. It's the type of film that the Academy voters seem unable to ignore. However, the film is a well crafted, well acted and genuinely uplifting tale of the reluctant king with a stammer overcoming his shortcomings with the help of Geoffrey Rush's unconventional speech therapist.<br />
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<span style="color: orange; font-size: large;"><b>4</b></span> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUBVcit5VM">Scott Pilgrim vs the World</a><br />
Edgar Wright's first 'Hollywood' movie was clever, inventive, fun and unique. As a result it bombed at the cinema on both sides of the pond (let's not forget that the execrable Clash of the Titans was the 10th highest grossing film of 2010 - we should be ashamed of ourselves). However, it's insane (if imperfect) mix of stunning visuals, clever flourishes, nerd-friendly gaming references and kick-ass fight scenes should ensure it has a lasting cult appeal. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxS8JA1iCkc">This battle of the bands fight scene</a> between the eponymous hero and the villainous Katayanagi Twins is a work of visual genius.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: orange;">3</b></span> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435761/">Toy Story 3</a><br />
Second best kids film for adults in 2010 or the second best grown up kids film in 2010 - I'm not sure which. Either way, Pixar carried on it's golden run with the simply wonderful Toy Story 3. The last story of Buzz, Woody et al was funny, exciting and capable of making grown men cry (or at least get a lump in their throat). While it doesn't scale the emotional heights of the gorgeous Up or reach the comedy plateau of The Incredibles it's still the type of movie Dreamworks wish they could make.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: orange;">2</b></span> <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/new/an-illustrated-guide-to-the-5-levels-of-inception-19643.html">Inception</a><br />
Right, it's about dreams within dreams OK? It's not as clever as some people said it was, but it was definitely more exacting on the brain than Clash of the Titans. Christopher Nolan took a break from making Christian Bale gargle gravel in a cape to encourage Leonardo DiCaprio to look suitably haunted as dream thief extraordinaire Cobb. The supporting cast were top class (including one of the final appearances by the late Pete Postlethwaite) and the special effects were spectacular. Watch this impressive <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvDba2nMv_U&feature=related">gravity defying fight scene</a> then watch the equally impressive <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB0PyyLNIV4">how-they-did-that</a>.<br />
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<span style="color: orange; font-size: large;"><b>1</b></span> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMPhHTtKZ8Q">The Secret of Kells (click here for the gorgeous trailer)</a><br />
I know this choice seems willfully obscure, but it is genuinely my favourite film of 2010. Technically it was originally released in 2009 but Secret of Kells got a limited cinema release in 2010 so it counts. This animated adventure tells the story of a young monk called Brendan whose life changes for ever when he meets Aiden of Iona who is creating the magical Book of Kells. Set against the constant fear of Norse invasion this beautifully drawn fairy tale does not dwell on any religious material (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Kells">The Book of Kells</a> is probably the most famous illuminated Gospel in the world) and follows Brendan as he ventures from the safe walls of the abbey. He encounters dangers but also experiences the wonder of the forest as he meets the magical sprite Aisling and battles the fearsome Crom Cruach before facing the ultimate threat as the Vikings arrive at Kells. Directed by Tomm Moore and Nora Twomey, the film is animated in an unusual manner somewhat reminiscent of the Kells illuminations. This is technically a kids film but tackles some dark moments (the Vikings in particular are faceless, blood-drenched shadows) while holding onto a sense of fun, wonder and delight at the world that sticks with you long after the film has ended. It was rightfully nominated for Best Animated Feature at the 2010 Oscars and you should definitely <a href="http://newvideo.com/secretofkells/">seek out this little-seen gem</a> for yourself.<br />
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Knight & Day - Lots of Teeth<br />
Jonah Hex - Josh Hates John<br />
Salt - Angelina Try Harder<br />
Clash of the Titans - Giant Scorpions Suck<br />
Burlesque - Cher Looks Old<br />
Hot Tub Time Machine - Men Get Wet<br />
Legion - Angels Gone Bad<br />
Sex & The City 2 - Sand and Dresses<br />
Skyline - All About CGI<br />
The Wolfman - Hairy Let Down9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-15418741246291784192011-01-03T21:40:00.001+00:002011-05-11T00:27:57.919+01:00Short Review of the Expendables<div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Review of the The Expendables (Sylvester Stallone 2010)</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I have always had a soft spot for 80/90's action movies. Cliffhanger, Total Recall, Die Hard and Predator are classics of the genre. They haven't aged well seeming overblown and surprisingly over-violent even to our jaded modern palate. But just when you thought the days of Timecop and Cobra were gone, Sly Stallone gave us something that no-one asked for: 2010's third elite-team-of-super-soliders movie.</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">It's worse than you can possibly imagine. The script is appalling, the action sequences are badly choreographed bloodthirsty nonsense and the performances from the unnervingly teak-muscled old geezers would shame a plank of 2x4 . Witness this sparkling interplay:</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Arnie: “Whhyyyyy doooooon't weeee haaaave dinner” </div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Sly: “Sure, when?” </div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Arnie “Innn a thowwwwssannnnd years” </div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Sly: “Too soon”</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I really wanted to like this film, but the wit and fun of the A-Team movie easily overshadowed the wheezing efforts of Sly, Dolph & co.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNtfI_pGbJRqg7krqkcc_yBBFothDeTnQgun5aIFRTc7euoPss1py40ij5K_k9TBk5way8pgMA6ZpXteXTr9ntBjODSuogA9XgABJH4LWXDFOATvJHdIcVQZFXJWkzYl9CbdXpCg/s1600/the-expendables-movie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNtfI_pGbJRqg7krqkcc_yBBFothDeTnQgun5aIFRTc7euoPss1py40ij5K_k9TBk5way8pgMA6ZpXteXTr9ntBjODSuogA9XgABJH4LWXDFOATvJHdIcVQZFXJWkzYl9CbdXpCg/s400/the-expendables-movie.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div align="LEFT" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
Rating <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">*</span></span></div>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-62481466083301647832010-12-31T11:04:00.001+00:002011-01-05T07:43:18.797+00:00Top Ten Films of 2010 Part One: Twelve to SixAs movies have gently taken over the majority of this blog in 2010 I have decided to eschew my customary wider-ranging annual review with a look at the ten (ish) best and ten worst movies released this year.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: orange;">12</b></span> (I did say ten-ish) <a href="http://www.centurionmovie.com/">Centurion</a><br />
Neil Marshall took a break from films set in caves or films where Sean Pertwee suffers an agonising death to tell the story of the fate of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legio_IX_Hispana#Disappearance">Ninth Legion</a>. While by no means perfect, Centurion has a good cast, impressive visuals and Marshall's customary willingness to put his characters through painful and gory demises. <br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: orange;">11 </b></span><a href="http://www.splicethefilm.com/dvd/">Splice</a><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtZ5WnLRlLFt-QMGy4CJNkfEXY52ALQ7FyL5hNu4rURLrGWaRFvnmr70iE0_9BVxa2jK2jQIDYtASbk5e_6zmAp3eR53omgOLPcr-isNFnvp-nGYGU_IKuxqxWIKknkzRk0RcYwg/s1600/splice7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="154" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtZ5WnLRlLFt-QMGy4CJNkfEXY52ALQ7FyL5hNu4rURLrGWaRFvnmr70iE0_9BVxa2jK2jQIDYtASbk5e_6zmAp3eR53omgOLPcr-isNFnvp-nGYGU_IKuxqxWIKknkzRk0RcYwg/s200/splice7.jpg" width="200" /></a>Or the heartwarming tale of two impossibly attractive scientists who splice human and animal DNA to create a curiously androgynous MONSTER called Dren<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphine_Chan%C3%A9ac" title="Delphine Chanéac"></a>. Directed by Vincenzo Natali who gave us the first Cube movie, Splice is a thinly veiled updating of the Frankenstein myth. However, this fairly disturbing (as the film nears its conclusion there are two unpleasant and unnerving sequences involving Dren and her 'parents') and stylish sci-fi horror effectively taps into very basic human fears. What happens when our children grow up (and turn into MONSTERS) and what are those pesky scientists REALLY up to.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: orange;">10</b></span> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxK__2MGm7A">Edge of Darkness</a><br />
Lets not tiptoe around the elephant in the room. Mel Gibson is a massive arse; a sexist, racist, violent arse. However, removing the arse-elephant from the room, the best thing about this rather formulaic conspiracy/revenge story is a storming central performance from Mel Gibson. Director Martin Campbell does this type of film well and the supporting cast, particularly Ray Winstone and Danny Huston do some sterling work. But it really is Gibson's film, a reminder of why he's famous in the first place.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: orange;">9</b></span> <a href="http://www.shutterisland.com/#/home">Shutter Island</a><br />
Leonardo DiCaprio stars in the first of his two labyrinthine explorations of the human psyche released in 2010. While Inception took the science fiction route, Shutter Island is a psychological horror as Leo descends into the madness of a high security mental asylum. Scorsese really goes to town with the visual flourishes and the supporting cast was probably the best of any film released this year.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b style="color: orange;">8</b></span> <a href="http://www.monstersfilm.com/">Monsters</a><br />
It's not really about the GIANT OCTOPUS ALIENS. Its a road movie/romance thing - with GIANT OCTOPUS ALIENS. Read my review of Monsters on the excellent <a href="http://screen150.wordpress.com/2010/12/21/monsters-2010-2/">Screen 150 website</a><br />
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<span style="color: orange; font-size: large;"><b>7</b></span> <a href="http://www.rareexportsmovie.com/en#trailer">Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale</a> <br />
The best Christmas film of the last 5 years is a full-length prequel to director Jalmari Helander's superb short films<span class="osl" style="color: black;"> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei69bYwwCvc&has_verified=1">Rare Exports Inc</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkyqODDF-LU&feature=related">Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions</a>. They explore the Finnish myth of a Santa more likely to eat small children than give them presents. The shorts are definitely not for children full-stop and A Christmas Tale is certainly not suitable for young children or people who expect their Christmas films to be twee, syrupy nonsense. However, this darkly funny grown-up fairy tale is a proper festive treat - read my <a href="http://screen150.wordpress.com/2010/12/27/rare-exports-a-christmas-tale-2010/">review on Screen 150</a>.</span><br />
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Written by Jonathan Ross' wife and the producer of Mean Machine (Vinnie Jones' prison soccer film) and Swept Away (starring Madonna - candidate for worst movie ever made), Kick Ass struggled to get studio backing. However, Matthew Vaughn wisely refused to tone down the violence of the comic book on which the film is based and financed it himself. What he delivered is a gloriously foul-mouthed and violent take on the superhero story. The fight scenes were brilliant, the villain (the ever-excellent Mark Strong) was properly villainous, Nicholas Cage wasn't rubbish and the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-1262948/Kick-Ass-Dont-fooled-hype--This-crime-cinema-twisted-cynical-revels-abuse-childhood.html">Daily Mail were incensed</a>. <br />
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<a href="http://ninetenthsfullofpenguins.blogspot.com/2011/01/top-ten-films-of-2010-part-two-five-to.html">Tune in for Part 2</a> where I will reveal my top five plus the ten worst films of 2010 will be dispatched in 3 withering words each.9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-57401597468955446612010-12-24T19:52:00.003+00:002011-05-11T00:28:51.169+01:00Short Review of Rare ExportsI hate Christmas films. They are almost without exception twee, syrupy nonsense drenched in false seasonal bonhomie. However, from time to time a dark gem sneaks down the chimney<br />
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Rare Exports from Finnish director Jalmari Helander is just such a beast. It acts as a prequel to two of his early short films exploring the myth of the original Santa Claus. This dark creature has little in common with the modern cuddly Santa more likely to eat a child than offer gifts. A team of miners unearth Santa and release it's horde of sinister bearded helpers. What ensues is what you'd imagine the cinematic offspring of Santa Claus the Movie and The Thing to look like.<br />
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While some of the effects are a bit ropey and the ending a tad anti-climactic, the concept and it's execution make for a deliciously dark grown up Del Toro-esque fairy tale.<br />
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Rating <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">**** </span></span><br />
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<center></center><center><a href="http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/10/12/24/2140.jpg"><img border="0" height="268" src="http://blogpress.w18.net/photos/10/12/24/s_2140.jpg" style="margin: 5px;" width="188" /></a></center>9/10ths Full of Penguinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13380841087786085974noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27863204.post-90485918209199412182010-12-21T07:35:00.002+00:002011-05-11T00:29:12.261+01:00Short Review of Monsters<div class="ecxwestern" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Apparently we've been invaded by GIANT OCTOPUS ALIENS. However, because its mainly in Mexico nobody really seems to care. America builds a massive wall to keep out the GIANT OCTOPUS ALIENS.</div><div class="ecxwestern" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div class="ecxwestern" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">But none of that is important, what really matters is the delicate exploration of the start of a beautiful relationship. Against a backdrop of GIANT OCTOPUS ALIENS. A grouchy and cynical photographer is ordered to escort his boss' pretty daughter back to the safety of American soil. What ensues is a genuinely touching road-trip romance beautifully shot by writer, director, cinematographer and bedroom FX whiz Gareth Edwards. Despite the periodic intervention of GIANT OCTOPUS ALIENS don't see this film expecting Independence Day style pitched battles. This odd but rather wonderful film is the <a href="http://www.monstersfilm.com/">world's first romantic monster movie</a> (don't talk to me about King Kong you sick puppies) henceforth to be known as the rom-mon genre.</div><div class="ecxwestern" style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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This film is the first I’ve watched in Sparkling High Definition™ <br />
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The film starts with weary protagonist Alice (played with exquisite boredom by Milla Jovovich) breaking into the bad guy’s zombie-free lair. She kicks ass – then dies. But it’s OK, she’s actually lots of clones – who kick ass and then die.<br />
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When all the clones are dead she stows away on Evil Mastermind’s planeycopter (stunning in Sparkling High Definition™). While she makes a Stallonesque quip, Mastermind injects her with something that makes her turn human (keep up). They then crash in Sparkling High Definition™ into a mountain. <br />
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Despite being human now (?) Alice inexplicably survives this inferno looking lightly singed.<br />
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Alice then flies around in Sparkling High Definition™, lands on top of a prison, fights zombies in the prison then visits Mastermind’s seagoing lair. She kicks ass, Mastermind escapes in planeycopter, then he dies.<br />
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<div style="color: #b45f06;"><b>S is for Squirrels</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpi3Yw7OyODV8dONSb3SAzs7ncoto0SvIQurKrnQxhXi2T5vecr46hwq-9rhYEhVi3liJUvoEmkUwjkXlR1pGv1AbLWsMuLatW6WlsyWdE4_ggNayPBawDSHck9yUATmI2N6YtWQ/s1600/spiritedawaybig.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="305" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpi3Yw7OyODV8dONSb3SAzs7ncoto0SvIQurKrnQxhXi2T5vecr46hwq-9rhYEhVi3liJUvoEmkUwjkXlR1pGv1AbLWsMuLatW6WlsyWdE4_ggNayPBawDSHck9yUATmI2N6YtWQ/s320/spiritedawaybig.jpg" width="320" /></a>Possibly the<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bREfcVPssiE"> weirdest film I saw in the early noughties</a> came from Hong Kong; it was the utterly scattershot and visually brilliant <b>Shaolin Soccer</b> (01). The same year saw a Japanese animation take the world by storm. <b>Spirited Away</b> from anime genius <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayao_Miyazaki">Hayao Miyazaki</a> won the Oscar for best animation (the only non-english animation to do so), became one of the highest grossing films of all time and opened the world of anime to a whole new audience. 2002 brought us two very contrasting sci-fi films. First of all, <a href="http://www.clooneyunlimited.com/">George Clooney</a> starred in Steven Soderbergh's stately remake of 1972 Russian meditation on life and death <b>Solaris</b>. Then the dire <b>Star Trek 10: Nemesis</b> nailed the franchise's movie coffin firmly shut until 2009's JJ Abrams reboot <b>Star Trek</b> raised it from the dead. The <a href="http://www.economicshelp.org/microessays/costs/diminishing-returns.html">law of diminishing returns</a> as applied to movie quality was admirably illustrated as the <b>Spiderman Trilogy</b> (02, 04 and 07) went from good to mediocre to utterly appalling over three films. <b>The Station Agent</b> (03) was the perfect example of a movie in which very little happens yet still manages to be utterly enthralling. The story of a isolated man who inherits a disused rail station office is beautifully played by a great cast, especially Peter Dinklage in the lead role. <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4S0A8ZJJByN2OR58cEWnCisNBfTeakXVZ07WBqdO2T4amEF-AppPReV0hzOMTYAloiC-JS5h_6pl0uWgl-T4T4bKZmO6zG3CzTqYXt9glC-ohSAUcFF0T9CFlF_mlXaA1JUpR3w/s1600/shaun-of-the-dead.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4S0A8ZJJByN2OR58cEWnCisNBfTeakXVZ07WBqdO2T4amEF-AppPReV0hzOMTYAloiC-JS5h_6pl0uWgl-T4T4bKZmO6zG3CzTqYXt9glC-ohSAUcFF0T9CFlF_mlXaA1JUpR3w/s320/shaun-of-the-dead.jpg" width="275" /></a></div>Edgar Wright and the <a href="http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/">Spaced</a> crew introduced us to a new genre of film in 2004 with the rom-zom-com <b>Shaun of the Dead</b>. Paul Giamatti got a rare lead role in the merlot hating <b>Sideways</b> (04) but was unfortunately totally upstaged by the similarly underrated <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Haden_Church">Thomas Haden Church</a>. 2005 saw two much loved franchises sign off from cinema land. <a href="http://www.lucasfilm.com/inside/bio/georgelucas.html">George Lucas</a> brought his turgid Star Wars prequels to a welcome end with the slightly-better-than-the-others <b>Return of the Sith</b>. The other was the much lower profile but far superior <b>Serenity</b>. Based on Buffy creator <a href="http://whedonesque.com/">Joss Whedon's</a> short lived sci-fi series Firefly, Serenity was everything the new Star Wars movies should have been. Sadly, most people ignored it at the cinema and only a strong DVD showing has saved it from oblivion. <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2009/jan/09/danny-boyle-slumdog-millionaire">Danny Boyle</a> proved his extraordinary range by delivering the incredibly beautiful <b>Sunshine</b>(07) and the delightful <b>Slumdog Millionaire</b> (08).<br />
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<div style="color: #b45f06;"><b>T is for Tumeric</b></div><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/jul/14/ed-norton-hulk-avengers">Edward Norton</a> isn't a man known for a lack of intensity. In 2002 he starred in Spike Lee's captivating <b>25th Hour</b> about a man spending one last day with his friends before starting a lengthy spell in jail. In the same year, the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39oFeZ57p2g&feature=related">Lord of the Rings trilogy</a> reached it's high point with the epic <b>Two Towers</b>. Danny Boyle (see above comment on range) brought zombie movies kicking and screaming (literally) into the noughties in 2002 with the rage fueled <b>28 Days Later</b>. Juan Carlos Fresnadilo then turned things more spectacular for the 2007 sequel <b>28 Weeks Later</b>. The novel approach for taking out a field of zombies with a helicopter deserves particular mention.<br />
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The most extraordinary film of 2003 was the docu-drama <b>Touching the Void</b>. Combining footage of actors and talking head contributions from the two climbers involved the film told a story so incredible you could be forgiven for thinking it was made up.<a href="http://www.touchingthevoid.co.uk/"> Joe Simpson's</a> crawl off Siula Grande with a broken leg is still regarded as one of the most amazing mountaineering stories. While we're on the topic of mountains, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Lee_Jones">Tommy Lee Jones</a> is famous for being the third craggiest man alive today. In 2005 he directed and acted in a film almost as craggy as himself, <b>The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada</b>. It was a western of sparse beauty and Jones also managed to coax a superb acting turn out of himself.<br />
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Do you blog?<br />
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If your answer is yes, why not come along to Manchester's premier (only?) semi regular Blogmeet.<br />
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It's being held at Umbro's design studio on Dale Street which is just along from Nexus Art Cafe in Manchester City Centre.<br />
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All Manchester bloggers are welcome. Alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages will be consumed, some people will 'network' and some people will come for the friends. Everyone, I'm sure, will enjoy a natter and most people won't have read each other's blogs.<br />
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Newcomers are welcome (I certainly hope so - as I am one). Click <a href="http://mcrblogmeet.blogspot.com/2010/08/manchester-blog-meet-30th-sept-2010.html?showComment=1285350689410_AIe9_BEU4nNmX2N7z9JmL8WUKhV0EkJfVdrqa80HKXcEaAgKn-U1J7NS3JVmq5o9jAKQmrSliCnuXn4efzpzDzAAynkgmAKXqPniMLE6pz7hiNmYzk2W3UqC13sJF4tfktd0btoghGRoSnsjCNFfypJ_PC-EV900ZB5Pi3K98pa_Tb9P5Xmuwgx8N3Kpdzo028vhakE5m_bz3cPQ4BT3QVA8f7NFps0Sb0JgF5rcVSBqTtIntAwEa5qaFYEhgplwZTIHCfILelpCoLiOcrnkq8eaGsi88_Vj5xO7QJovEq40RUbtmQ6V4dNUD60MgATnveAqg25X4EIt3HYCNWvJCfWTIf-kkcEIxbKETEEkBRIdRtCr_vd7JTSeNI-OguBEZbxtWACjcxA0x39Z0oh3r0mHGcDM408zUFhotOaHChEYEKNmJZHVvAaPMVPM5OkoKzqK30jH2MBaeIgRqICQ8cjFP4Gee9x19vwyfSagDm8ENStJzmePiCi4EP55p-v0K0mrLR6EpAHpszFqMwmFySXrpGWREorfZ7cweSgYnvRPIt4DgrgQSqh_SFTBrgVmJe6ytVUEp0LO_ce4JNZY0iBl6CltFtCriqP84BYLfRwW0dNjY-Cl4v_y1YdOq9R-XGu2bN-AN-4DN4FYr0lHPqp-wT9KPiUEpld4w_nlhiozu5WS_Tpb59lake8gxxCDs6tT9wS382GY#c5499588063560414287">here for more information</a> and to RSVP.<br />
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